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For coaches and course creators ready to scale without live-launching or burning out:
You’re One Funnel Away from a Steady 6-Figure Business That Brings In Sales and New Clients On Repeat

You should be at 6 figures by now. So what’s really getting in the way?
(Hint: It’s not you.)
Reason #1: Focusing Too Much on Sales
Everyone wants more sales, but a few ask how to get more leads. Truth is, you can’t make sales if there’s no one to sell to. Without a system to bring in new clients for you, you’re stuck on manual outreach or referrals… and that’s no way to grow a steady business.
Reason #2: Only Chasing After the “Big Fish”
Most people won’t spend $1K+ without thinking twice, but they’ll buy a $27 offer on impulse. If you don’t have a low-ticket offer to get them started, you’re making it way too easy for them to say “no” – because you’re raising the bar high instead of lowering it.
Reason #3: Sitting on Your Top Sales Tool
Your clients could be selling for you… but if your offer isn’t set up to collect rave reviews and testimonials, you’re leaving easy money on the table. Because at the end of the day, nothing converts faster than word-of-mouth and social proof.
Grab the No-Fluff Offer Positioning and Messaging Cheat Sheet
We used this exact cheat sheet to create high-performing content, attract inbound leads, and book out our calendar even if our offer isn't exactly "new" or wildly "unique" in our niche.


You enjoy what you do, but there’s a smarter way to double your revenue without burning out.
And this is the point where you’re probably asking, “Okay… but how?”
There’s no shortage of business advice out there. And you’ve probably heard it all by now. But when you strip it back, the truth is simple: scaling to 6 figures comes down to doing three things really well…
Bringing in new clients consistently.
Doubling the value of every client you already have.
And making your happy clients do the selling for you.
Now imagine having one funnel that does all three on repeat...
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And it’s exactly what it sounds like: a machine that brings in new customers on demand, every single day (Booked)… then turns those customers into higher-value clients over time (Banked).






WHY IT WORKS
Your 3-in-1 Revenue Machine

The goal isn’t to land the biggest sale right out of the gate. The goal is to crack the door open – to lower the resistance so much that saying “no” actually feels stupid.
That’s what a low-ticket offer does. And it gives people an easy entry into your world. Once they’re in, all you need to do is show them what’s next.

The logic is simple: every solved problem creates a new one. That’s the cause-and-effect of growth. A smart ascension path anticipates that next problem and lays out the solution in advance.
And when you give them a good reason to take the next step, they’ll buy from you again (and again).

Your best marketer is a happy client who won’t shut up about you. They’re a walking ad. A credibility builder. Every review they give makes the next sale a lot easier.
But raving clients doesn't just happen. You have to design the experience to create them – to make sharing wins, feedback, and referrals feel natural.
START HERE
Let’s build your Booked & Banked Machine today.
PHASE 0:
The Machine Blueprint
Book a strategy call so we can sketch out your Booked & Banked Machine. Before we meet, you’ll answer a few simple questions so we’re clear on your goals, offers, and what’s keeping you from a steady 6-figure revenue.
PHASE 1:
The Core Assembly
We’ll send you a few questionnaires to quickly lock in the core pieces of your funnel – from defining your ideal client, clarifying your positioning to nailing down your messaging and offer structure.
PHASE 2:
The Design Architecture
We will fully map out your client journey from first click to conversion to fulfillment – showing how every page, offer, and automation should flow and connect.
PHASE 3:
The Acquisition Engine
We’ll build the front-end of your Booked & Banked Machine, giving you a system that brings in new clients on autopilot, without any heavy lifting.
PHASE 3:
The Acquisition Engine
We’ll build the front-end of your Booked & Banked Machine, giving you a system that brings in new clients on autopilot, without any heavy lifting.


PHASE 4:
The Ascension Pathway
We’ll build the back-end of your Booked & Banked Machine, moving your front-end buyers to your high-ticket programs and memberships, without live-launching.
PHASE 5:
The Amplifier
We’ll set up email sequences that collect social proof from your clients – think reviews, testimonials, success stories – so you can use them to refine your offers, build credibility, and sell over and over again.
PHASE 6:
Machine Calibration
We go live! You start bringing in traffic, and we make sure everything runs smoothly in the first 30 days – checking flows and fine-tuning your funnel to convert as we promised.
PHASE 7:
Machine Maintenance
We offer ongoing check-ins to review results and scale what’s already working, so your funnel keeps bringing in clients and revenue month after month.
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Pull up a chair if you’re a coach or course creator who wants to make real money doing what you love. Because that’s kinda our obsession.
Not to flex… but this might be the spot to share a few client wins:
$39K+ in 7 days (email marketing only)
9 booked calls from qualified leads from just one single email
From closing in DMs to closing 2 high-value clients (1:1 offer + membership) straight from the sales page
Guess what? None of these came from a live launch. The first one even happened right in the middle of the Christmas season.
Have you ever heard the saying “When you love what you do, you never work a day in your life?”
Well, that’s the goal but it’s hardly the reality.
And in the hope of fixing that, many coaches follow what most gurus say: “Just take fewer clients and charge more.”
It sounds sexy and simple until you’re competing with 5 other coaches you don’t even know (yes, they have options). And one “no” can throw off your income and wipe out all your efforts trying to close that client.

So instead of relying on one high-stakes sale at a time…
The Booked & Banked Machine lowers the buying resistance and maps out a smart upsell path that turns cold leads into paying clients and more revenue over time.
And you can try to DIY this, but here’s the truth:
All the free templates, swipe files, and marketing advice out there are just telling you what to do, not why it works.



Like, how do you take someone from a $27 offer to your $3,000 program?
And how do you do it without live-launching or burning out?
You could spend weeks (or months) trying to figure it out on your own… or we can show what you’re missing right now.
Click the button below to book a free strategy call today.

They have been absolutely outstanding. I would highly recommend them to anyone who's wanting help specifically with Kajabi. They really know their stuff.
Vicky Tièche
Founder, My Wholefood Hub

It was actually a transformation moment for me. Suddenly I felt like the expert that I actually am.
Kiera McGrath
Founder, Turn Lookers Into Bookers


Frequently Asked Questions
The Booked & Banked Machine is an evergreen ascension funnel that brings new clients into your business using a high-value, low-dollar offer, set up with a series of upsells to increase AOV (average order value), before moving them into your higher-tier offer or membership later on. So you're getting leads and sales at the same time – and all of this happens automatically, without live launching or heavy lifting on your part.
This is for all coaches and course creators making around $60K–$90K a year who want to finally hit a steady 6-figure revenue (earn $100K or more per year).
If you have proven offers and want a predictable system that brings in new clients and sales without relying on you, then this is for you.
During the 30-45 minutes, we’ll look at your current offers, your pricing, and your sales process. Then we’ll sketch out what your evergreen funnel could look like. By the end, you’ll walk away with your own Booked & Banked Machine that makes sense for your business.
Yes. This isn’t about creating brand-new offers from scratch – it’s about plugging your existing offers into an evergreen funnel that makes sense for your business. If you have proven offers but no system tying them together, this is exactly what you need.
Typically 6-8 weeks from strategy to launch. This means in 2 months or less, you’ll have a reliable system that brings in new clients and sales to your business, on repeat.
No, we don’t. But if you’re not running ads yet, we can connect you with trusted experts from our network who can. Once traffic starts coming in, we’ll be right there with you to make sure your funnel converts exactly as it should.
No. Your Booked & Banked Machine is set up to build or grow your list while it sells. All you need is an email platform to capture leads and send automated email sequences. We can recommend tools that fit your business.
From the start, we set realistic goals and create a clear roadmap for your Booked & Banked Machine to hit them. That’s why we guarantee results within 30 days of launch. If it doesn’t, we’ll work with you until it does at no additional cost.

30-Day Result Guarantee
Here’s our pinky promise: We won’t just build your funnel and disappear. If you’re not seeing the results we promised within 30 days of launch, we’ll work with you until you do. Because we don’t play Russian Roulette with your result – we guarantee it.


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